Skip to content
TearablePuns

TearablePuns

Ripping Funny Puns, Jokes, and One Liners!

  • Tearable Puns
  • Ripping Funny Tearable Puns
  • Posters
  • Got a good pun to share?

Category: Money

puns about money, cash, finance, taxes

Posted on February 22, 2021February 7, 2021

Making False Teeth

making false teeth

I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.

Posted on February 16, 2021February 7, 2021

Budget Talks

Budget Talks

With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.

Posted on September 3, 2014January 31, 2021

They want to close the mint?

They want to close the mint?

They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!

Posted on July 28, 2014January 31, 2021

A man with no pennies

A man with no pennies

A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.

Posted on June 27, 2014January 31, 2021

The patron saint of poverty

The patron saint of poverty

The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.

Posted on September 5, 2013January 31, 2021

You can’t escape being a peasant

You can't escape being a peasant

You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.

Posted on June 20, 2013January 31, 2021

Bakers aren’t always broke

Bakers aren't always broke

Bakers aren’t always broke,
but they often knead dough.

Posted on February 8, 2013January 31, 2021

A boy swallowed some coins.

A boy swallowed some coins.

A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”

Posted on December 10, 2012February 1, 2021

Carpe dime

Carpe dime

Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.

Posted on December 8, 2012February 1, 2021

I’ve always wanted to hand out carts

I've always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart.

I’ve always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart.
I can’t imagine a greeter job.

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
Clean Comedy Time Podcast
The Parsonage Inn

Puns in Your Email

Enter your email address:

Watch for a FeedBurner pop-up.

Recent Posts

  • Making False Teeth
  • Glass-blowing Class
  • I Shouldn’t Subscribe
  • The Cat’s Dish
  • Budget Talks
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
Privacy Policy Proudly powered by WordPress