I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.
Budget Talks
With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.
They want to close the mint?
They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!
A man with no pennies
A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.
The patron saint of poverty
The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.
You can’t escape being a peasant
You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.
Bakers aren’t always broke
Bakers aren’t always broke,
but they often knead dough.
A boy swallowed some coins.
A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”
Carpe dime
Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart.
I can’t imagine a greeter job.