If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Lots of Money
Lots of money is tainted.
It taint yours and it taint mine.
Rented a Limousine
I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
Banking or Accountancy
Banking or accountancy,
what accrual way to make a living.
Making False Teeth
I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.
Budget Talks
With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.
They want to close the mint?
They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!
A man with no pennies
A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.
The patron saint of poverty
The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.
You can’t escape being a peasant
You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.