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Category: Money

puns about money, cash, finance, taxes

Posted on April 19, 2021April 2, 2021

If you don’t pay

If you don't pay

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Posted on April 5, 2021April 1, 2021

Lots of Money

lots of money

Lots of money is tainted.
It taint yours and it taint mine.

Posted on March 11, 2021February 7, 2021

Rented a Limousine

I rented a limousine

I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Posted on March 1, 2021February 7, 2021

Banking or Accountancy

Banking or accountancy

Banking or accountancy,
what accrual way to make a living.

Posted on February 22, 2021February 7, 2021

Making False Teeth

making false teeth

I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.

Posted on February 16, 2021February 7, 2021

Budget Talks

Budget Talks

With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.

Posted on September 3, 2014January 31, 2021

They want to close the mint?

They want to close the mint?

They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!

Posted on July 28, 2014January 31, 2021

A man with no pennies

A man with no pennies

A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.

Posted on June 27, 2014January 31, 2021

The patron saint of poverty

The patron saint of poverty

The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.

Posted on September 5, 2013January 31, 2021

You can’t escape being a peasant

You can't escape being a peasant

You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.

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