
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
puns about money, cash, finance, taxes

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Lots of money is tainted.
It taint yours and it taint mine.

I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Banking or accountancy,
what accrual way to make a living.

I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.

With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.

They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!

A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.

The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.

You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.