Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.
It was hidden in plain sight.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.
A boy swallowed some coins.
A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is now fully recovered.
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands,
but I got an optical Aleutian.
Acupuncture
Acupuncture
is a jab well done.
Pessimists’ Blood type
A pessimist’s blood type
is always B-negative.