What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
A thirst aid kit!
The fellows carrying the casket
The fellows carrying the casket
at the pharmacist’s funeral could be called pill bearers.
Yikes! My fingernails are getting so long
Yikes! My fingernails are getting so long,
they’re growing out of hand!
No one knew she had a dental implant
No one knew she had a dental implant
until it slipped out in a conversation.
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.
They told me I had Type A blood
They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
Male deer
Male deer
have buck teeth.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm?
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm?
He’s all right now.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium,
but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt.