When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
PMS jokes
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
The Medical Examiner
The Medical Examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.
Pasteurize
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Miner Helmets
Those miner helmets make me feel lightheaded.
Making False Teeth
I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.
Glass-blowing Class
I took a glass-blowing class but I inhaled.
Now, I have a pane inside.
I cut my thumb last night
I cut my thumb last night.
On the other hand, I’m just fine.
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns,
go for the juggler.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.