Banking or accountancy,

what accrual way to make a living.

## The number 13?

The number 13?

Not on my watch!!

## I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.

I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.

I was hoping for a sine from above.

## There are 10 kinds of people in the world

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those that get binary, and those that don’t.

## Walking in a Circle

Walking in a Circle

is pointless.

## The roundest knight

The roundest knight at the Round Table

was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.

## I entered a humor contest

I entered a humor contest

with ten entries to insure at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

## Without geometry

Without geometry,

life is pointless.

## Every calendar’s days

Every calendar’s days

are numbered.

## A rubber band pistol was confiscated

A rubber band pistol was confiscated

from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.