Banking or accountancy,
what accrual way to make a living.
The number 13?
The number 13?
Not on my watch!!
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I was hoping for a sine from above.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.
Walking in a Circle
Walking in a Circle
is pointless.
The roundest knight
The roundest knight at the Round Table
was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.
I entered a humor contest
I entered a humor contest
with ten entries to insure at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Without geometry
Without geometry,
life is pointless.
Every calendar’s days
Every calendar’s days
are numbered.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.