That nice steam-roller operator
is such a flatterer.
Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees
Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees.
It was love at the firs site.
That was a very emotional wedding
That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
She couldn’t marry the gardener
She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went OK.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
He was as coot as a button.
My girlfriend always gets her way
My girlfriend always gets her way
by pretending she’s sad. She’s an expert in sighcology.
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter,
but he loved her still.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg,
but he broke it off!