My girlfriend changed after becoming a vegetarian. It’s like I’ve never met herbivore.
My wife gave me
My wife gave me a Valentine made out of soft leather. What a suede heart!
Dating a Gangster
Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.
She Fell
She fell for him when she received his initial letter. It was love at first write.
I Yawned
I yawned while she told me about her boyfriend’s jewelry. Beau ring!
Marriage
Marriage got her a new name and a dress.
In A Novel
In a novel, when there is a secret meeting of lovers, it’s a plot tryst.
Tennis players can never find happiness.
Tennis players can never find happiness.
Love means nothing to them.
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
‘Cause you are CuTe.
You’re prettier than the Venus de Milo
“You’re prettier than the Venus de Milo,”
he said disarmingly.