Why does Peter Pan fly?
Because he neverlands!
Secretary, please tell the invisible man
Secretary, please tell the invisible man
I can’t see him today.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.
Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award
Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award:
the Stan-Lee Cup.
I couldn’t wait for the story-tellers conference
I couldn’t wait for the story-tellers conference.
Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd.
The roundest knight
The roundest knight at the Round Table
was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.
A hangover is
A hangover is
the wrath of grapes.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
A backward poet
A backward poet
writes inverse.