I read a book about being organized and learned a lot of neat ideas.
Summer Ended
Summer ended when I saw that arrogant ghost leave. A haughty spirit goeth before the fall.
Napping with a book
Napping with a book while sunbathing can make you well red.
In A Novel
In a novel, when there is a secret meeting of lovers, it’s a plot tryst.
Young Trout
It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
Mid-March Senate Votes
Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.
Writing a Story
I’m writing a story about a very small garden.
Not much of a plot.
I Shouldn’t Subscribe
I shouldn’t subscribe to any magazines.
I only read them periodically.
But you should subscribe to puns by email!
To build a statue of their sun god
To build a statue of their sun god,
Egyptians needed Ra materials.
When oranges meet the press
When oranges meet the press,
they become pulp fiction.