I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo?
What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo?
“That’s an Ice House you have there.”
In honor of Canada Day!
She couldn’t marry the gardener
She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.
I was feeling down-in-the-mouth for a week.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is now fully recovered.
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet.
And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.
Corduroy pillows
Corduroy pillows
are making headlines.