
I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
puns about home improvement, DIY, do it yourself, and home

I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.

What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo?
“That’s an Ice House you have there.”
In honor of Canada Day!

She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.

I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.
I was feeling down-in-the-mouth for a week.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is now fully recovered.

My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet.
And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.

Corduroy pillows
are making headlines.