My lawyer painted their home yellow. It’s a legal pad.
The Medical Examiner
The Medical Examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.
The Apartment
The apartment I bought is too small. It’s the condo minimum.
The Lobby
The lobby had too many oversized potted plants. You couldn’t see the foyer for the trees.
I used to be
I used to be so set in my ways, I just staid at home.
A Man’s Home
A man’s home is his castle,
in a manor of speaking.
Writing a Story
I’m writing a story about a very small garden.
Not much of a plot.
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed.
He said they’re on the house.
The carpenter shuttered
The carpenter shuttered
at the thought of exposed windows.
I figured out how to illuminate my house
I figured out how to illuminate my house
with Coca-Cola cans. Now I’m soda lighted.