It’s April 1, no pun today.
No fooling.
St. Patrick’s Day
It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Time to bust out the lawn chairs and celebrate,
with Patty O’Furniture.
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty
The patron saint of poverty
The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.
Jewish New Year!
Jewish New Year:
Shofar, so good.
Happy Rosh Hashannah!
What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo?
What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo?
“That’s an Ice House you have there.”
In honor of Canada Day!
Witches’ parking only
Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.
Jewish New Year
Jewish New Year:
Shofar, so good.
Santa’s helpers
Santa’s helpers
are subordinate Clauses.