A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown apart.
Journalists
Were journalists in ancient Rome and Greece called “Columnists?”
Mid-March Senate Votes
Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.
The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion
The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.
They were Stalin for time.
You’re prettier than the Venus de Milo
“You’re prettier than the Venus de Milo,”
he said disarmingly.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty
You can’t escape being a peasant
You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant,
but I didn’t have reservations.
The roundest knight
The roundest knight at the Round Table
was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.