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Category: History

puns about history

Posted on July 1, 2021June 26, 2021

How does Moses make tea?

How does Moses make tea?

How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it.

Posted on May 21, 2021May 1, 2021

December 7

December 7

On December 7, I took someone to dinner. It didn’t go well. It was a date that will live in infamy forever.

Posted on April 2, 2021April 1, 2021

A Grenade Thrown

A grenade thrown

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown apart.

Posted on March 30, 2021February 11, 2021

Journalists

journalists

Were journalists in ancient Rome and Greece called “Columnists?”

Posted on March 15, 2021February 7, 2021

Mid-March Senate Votes

Mid-March Senate votes

Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.

Posted on March 11, 2015January 31, 2021

The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion

The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.

The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.
They were Stalin for time.

Posted on December 5, 2014January 31, 2021

You’re prettier than the Venus de Milo

"You're prettier than the Venus de Milo,"

“You’re prettier than the Venus de Milo,”
he said disarmingly.

Posted on July 9, 2014January 31, 2021

Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.

Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.

Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.

Posted on July 3, 2014January 31, 2021

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty

Posted on September 5, 2013January 31, 2021

You can’t escape being a peasant

You can't escape being a peasant

You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.

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