
The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
puns about government, law, legal

The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Robbery at the cheese factory! They got a whey with the inventory.

Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.

My lawyer painted their home yellow. It’s a legal pad.

Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.

The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.

The prisoner sneered at the guards as he escaped down the ladder. He gave them a con descending look.

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.

The Canadian ballerina went to her court hearing to pliƩ.

Local restaurants are a cop’s favorite steak out.