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Category: Government, law, legal

puns about government, law, legal

Posted on June 23, 2021June 20, 2021

The Nap Police

The nap police

The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Posted on June 18, 2021June 17, 2021

Robbery at the cheese factory

Robbery at the cheese factory

Robbery at the cheese factory! They got a whey with the inventory.

Posted on June 14, 2021

Shouting in unison

Shouting in unison

Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.

Posted on June 11, 2021May 27, 2021

My lawyer painted their home

My lawyer painted their home yellow. It's a legal pad.

My lawyer painted their home yellow. It’s a legal pad.

Posted on June 7, 2021May 27, 2021

Dating a Gangster

Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.

Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.

Posted on June 2, 2021May 26, 2021

The Beauty Queen

The beauty queen doesn't want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.

The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.

Posted on May 24, 2021May 24, 2021

The Prisoner Sneered

The prisoner sneered

The prisoner sneered at the guards as he escaped down the ladder. He gave them a con descending look.

Posted on May 19, 2021May 1, 2021

English teachers protested

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns.

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.

Posted on May 13, 2021April 22, 2021

Canadian Ballerina

Canadian ballerina

The Canadian ballerina went to her court hearing to pliƩ.

Posted on May 7, 2021April 22, 2021

Local Restaurants

Local restaurants

Local restaurants are a cop’s favorite steak out.

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