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Posted on September 22, 2012February 1, 2021

Dijon vu

Dijon vu

Dijon vu:
I’ve had this mustard before.

Posted on September 22, 2012February 1, 2021

For breakfast, a boiled egg

For breakfast, a boiled egg

For breakfast, a boiled egg
is hard to beat.

Posted on September 21, 2012February 1, 2021

I went to a seafood disco last week

I went to a seafood disco last week

I went to a seafood disco last week
and pulled a mussel.

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

Time Flies Like an Arrow

Time flies like an arrow.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx

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