The soldier, who survived mustard gas
and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
The roundest knight
The roundest knight at the Round Table
was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
When cannibals ate a missionary
When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter,
but he loved her still.
Bakers trade bread recipes
Bakers trade bread recipes
on a knead-to-know basis.
Successful dieters might win
Successful dieters might win
the Nobelly prize.
A successful diet is
A successful diet is
the triumph of mind over platter.
A hangover is
A hangover is
the wrath of grapes.