I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.
It was survival of the fizziest.
I was going to make a cannibal joke
I was going to make a cannibal joke,
but I realized it was in bad taste.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium,
but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels.
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant,
but I didn’t have reservations.
Jokes about German sausage
Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.
Bakers aren’t always broke
Bakers aren’t always broke,
but they often knead dough.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
The hipster burnt his mouth
The Hipster burnt his mouth
because he drank the coffee before it was cool.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.