A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
Bond Movie
If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.
Local Condiment Company
My local condiment company started outsaucing.
When oranges meet the press
When oranges meet the press,
they become pulp fiction.
What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
A thirst aid kit!
A guy got hit in the head with a can.
A guy got hit in the head with a can.
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away their little brooms.
She got fired from the hot dog stand
She got fired from the hot dog stand
for putting her hair in a bun.
I figured out how to illuminate my house
I figured out how to illuminate my house
with Coca-Cola cans. Now I’m soda lighted.
That was a very emotional wedding
That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.