
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.

A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.

If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.

My local condiment company started outsaucing.

When oranges meet the press,
they become pulp fiction.

What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
A thirst aid kit!

A guy got hit in the head with a can.
He was lucky it was a soft drink.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away their little brooms.

She got fired from the hot dog stand
for putting her hair in a bun.

I figured out how to illuminate my house
with Coca-Cola cans. Now I’m soda lighted.

That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.