Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s a pop quiz!
My girlfriend changed
My girlfriend changed after becoming a vegetarian. It’s like I’ve never met herbivore.
How does Moses make tea?
How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it.
Robbery at the cheese factory
Robbery at the cheese factory! They got a whey with the inventory.
Does a Chinese Dumpling
Does a Chinese dumpling weigh wonton?
Vegan Dog Biscuits
Are vegan dog biscuits made of collie flour?
What does a vegetarian
What does a vegetarian beauty contestant want?
Whirled Peas.
Local Restaurants
Local restaurants are a cop’s favorite steak out.
Drink Too Much
Don’t drink too much on Star Wars Day. You’ll get revenge of the fifth.
Practice safe eating
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.