The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. Then, he was ready for his day boo.
Don’t drink too much on Star Wars Day. You’ll get revenge of the fifth.
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.
Hatrack Scene: One hat says to another, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.
The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died,
he became orphan Ani.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was just a play on words.