Entertainment - TearablePuns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.

I couldn't wait for the story-tellers conference

I couldn’t wait for the story-tellers conference.
Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.

I entered a humor contest
with ten entries to insure at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I went to a seafood disco last week
and pulled a mussel.