What does a vegetarian beauty contestant want?
Whirled Peas.
Drink Too Much
Don’t drink too much on Star Wars Day. You’ll get revenge of the fifth.
Happy Star Wars Day
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.
I Shouldn’t Subscribe
I shouldn’t subscribe to any magazines.
I only read them periodically.
But you should subscribe to puns by email!
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
He was told to bring a ruler.
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
and won with flying colours.
Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award
Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award:
the Stan-Lee Cup.
I was looking for a career.
I was looking for a career.
I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.