If a dinosaur has an extensive vocabulary, is it a Thesaurus?
Shouting in unison
Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.
She Fell
She fell for him when she received his initial letter. It was love at first write.
English teachers protested
The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.
Seabird Jokes
My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
Say, “there, their, they’re.”
Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?
Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?
Yeah, he was punished.
I would’ve kept off the grass
I would’ve kept off the grass,
but I don’t understand sign language.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.
A backward poet
A backward poet
writes inverse.