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Category: English Language & Grammar

English language and grammar

Posted on July 12, 2021

If a dinosaur has

If a dinosaur has

If a dinosaur has an extensive vocabulary, is it a Thesaurus?

Posted on June 14, 2021

Shouting in unison

Shouting in unison

Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.

Posted on May 27, 2021May 2, 2021

She Fell

she fell

She fell for him when she received his initial letter. It was love at first write.

Posted on May 19, 2021May 1, 2021

English teachers protested

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns.

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.

Posted on March 16, 2021February 7, 2021

Seabird Jokes

seabird jokes

My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.

Posted on December 15, 2014February 1, 2021

How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
Say, “there, their, they’re.”

Posted on October 10, 2014January 31, 2021

Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?

Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?

Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?
Yeah, he was punished.

Posted on September 19, 2014January 31, 2021

I would’ve kept off the grass

I would've kept off the grass

I would’ve kept off the grass,
but I don’t understand sign language.

Posted on June 10, 2013January 31, 2021

I saw a theatrical production about puns.

I saw a theatrical production about puns.

I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.

Posted on September 14, 2012February 1, 2021

A backward poet

A backward poet

A backward poet
writes inverse.

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