The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Can’t Find My Coat
Can’t find my coat.
I hope someone didn’t jacket.
Become a Shepherd
I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”
What do you call two crows?
What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder.
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns,
go for the juggler.
Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?
Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?
Yeah, he was punished.
The girl in a car accident
The girl in a car accident
got a crash course in driving.
Breaking Noose:
Breaking Noose:
Hangman’s rope fails!
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
He often broke into song
He often broke into song
because he couldn’t find the key.