The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Marriage
Marriage got her a new name and a dress.
Some think my puns are not for children
Some think my puns are not for children,
but only groan-ups.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
Bison!
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
seems a bit tacky to me.
A boy swallowed some coins.
A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter,
but he loved her still.
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet.
And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.
The invisible man
The invisible man
married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.