For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
‘Cause you are CuTe.
The fellows carrying the casket
The fellows carrying the casket
at the pharmacist’s funeral could be called pill bearers.
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke,
but all the good ones argon.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
Never trust an Atom.
Never trust an Atom.
They make up everything.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went OK.