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Category: Automotive

puns about automobiles, cars, trucks

Posted on July 16, 2021July 14, 2021

I have a fear

I have a fear

I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.

Posted on June 29, 2021June 25, 2021

The puppy had an accident

The puppy had an accident

The puppy had an accident on the back seat floor-mat, and lost his car pet privileges.

Posted on April 23, 2021April 2, 2021

Khakis

Khakis

Khakis: What you need before you drive in Boston.

Posted on March 11, 2021February 7, 2021

Rented a Limousine

I rented a limousine

I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Posted on September 12, 2014January 31, 2021

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.

Posted on July 7, 2014January 31, 2021

The girl in a car accident

The girl in a car accident

The girl in a car accident
got a crash course in driving.

Posted on December 5, 2012February 1, 2021

My car was once hit by a truck

My car was once hit by a truck.

My car was once hit by a truck.
I wasn’t hurt but I got the freight of my life.

Posted on October 10, 2012February 1, 2021

Witches’ parking only

Witches' parking only

Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.

Posted on September 17, 2012February 1, 2021

He drove his expensive car into a tree

He drove his expensive car into a tree

He drove his expensive car into a tree
and found out how his Mercedes bends.

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