
I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.
puns about automobiles, cars, trucks

I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.

The puppy had an accident on the back seat floor-mat, and lost his car pet privileges.

Khakis: What you need before you drive in Boston.

I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.

The girl in a car accident
got a crash course in driving.

My car was once hit by a truck.
I wasn’t hurt but I got the freight of my life.

Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.

He drove his expensive car into a tree
and found out how his Mercedes bends.