The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. Then, he was ready for his day boo.
Canadian Ballerina
The Canadian ballerina went to her court hearing to plié.
Tune a Guitar
“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
– Douglas Adams
Origami
Origami never creases to amaze me.
Never be an Artist
I could never be an artist.
All I have ever been able to draw is a crowd.
C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar
C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors.”
Jewish New Year!
Jewish New Year:
Shofar, so good.
Happy Rosh Hashannah!
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
and won with flying colours.
I used to be colorful.
I used to be colorful.
Now, I am just graygarious.
I heard some hipsters drowned.
I heard some hipsters drowned.
They must have fell into the mainstream.