What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Drink Too Much
Don’t drink too much on Star Wars Day. You’ll get revenge of the fifth.
Happy Star Wars Day
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.
Two Peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted.
Hatrack Scene
Hatrack Scene: One hat says to another, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
Napping with a book
Napping with a book while sunbathing can make you well red.
Practice safe eating
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Pasteurize
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Local Area Network
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Khakis
Khakis: What you need before you drive in Boston.