He drove his expensive car into a tree
and found out how his Mercedes bends.
The invisible man
The invisible man
married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
Atheism Is
Atheism is
a non-prophet organization.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
A gossip is
A gossip is
someone with a great sense of rumor.
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip
is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A backward poet
A backward poet
writes inverse.
Shotgun wedding
Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.
Corduroy pillows
Corduroy pillows
are making headlines.
Acupuncture
Acupuncture
is a jab well done.