How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it.
The lumberjack’s union
The lumberjack’s union was infiltrated by a splinter group.
The puppy had an accident
The puppy had an accident on the back seat floor-mat, and lost his car pet privileges.
My wife gave me
My wife gave me a Valentine made out of soft leather. What a suede heart!
Fire drills are quite alarming
Fire drills are quite alarming.
At shoe stores
At shoe stores, there’s dignity in de feet.
The Nap Police
The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Dropped calls
Dropped calls are annoying, but I try not to get hung up on them.
I read a book
I read a book about being organized and learned a lot of neat ideas.
Robbery at the cheese factory
Robbery at the cheese factory! They got a whey with the inventory.