I took a glass-blowing class but I inhaled.
Now, I have a pane inside.
I Shouldn’t Subscribe
I shouldn’t subscribe to any magazines.
I only read them periodically.
But you should subscribe to puns by email!
The Cat’s Dish
Her: Have you seen the cat’s dish?
Me: No, but I’ve seen the fish gossip.
Budget Talks
With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.
My Dry Cleaners
My dry cleaners are skirting the pressing need for material profits.
I told them it will result in de-pleated assets and they may have to clothes their doors.
Snopes is hiring
I’ve heard Snopes is hiring spoof-readers.
(I haven’t fact-checked this)
Local Condiment Company
My local condiment company started outsaucing.
Pole-Vaulter
I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Some think my puns are not for children
Some think my puns are not for children,
but only groan-ups.
Clean Comedy Time Podcast – Leslie Battle
Clean Comedy Time Podcast – Leslie Battle
This episode of the Clean Comedy Time Podcast: Leslie Battle.
Leslie Battle is a 26-year veteran of the United States Army, and that’s not the only thing she’s survived. But, not just a survivor, Leslie is a resilient thriver and bonafide superhero. As a comedian, and guest of the Clean Comedy Time Podcast, Brian and Aaron talk with Leslie about the good, the bad, and the funny from her amazing life of tree climbing to Juneteenth and her blue-eyed kids.
