Dijon vu:
I’ve had this mustard before.
For breakfast, a boiled egg
For breakfast, a boiled egg
is hard to beat.
Does the name Pavlov
Does the name Pavlov
ring a bell?
I went to a seafood disco last week
I went to a seafood disco last week
and pulled a mussel.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet.
And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.
In democracy it’s your vote that counts
In democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
He often broke into song
He often broke into song
because he couldn’t find the key.
Tearable Puns Poster #2: Warning! Tearable Puns!
Here it is folks! The second installment of Tearable Puns posters! Print and post these pun posters at home, school, or office when you need quick access to a dose of good humor.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Energizer Bunny arrested:
charged with battery.