No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will still be stationery.
I used to work in a blanket factory
I used to work in a blanket factory,
but it folded.
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands,
but I got an optical Aleutian.
He had a photographic memory
He had a photographic memory,
but was never developed.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek
Dancing cheek-to-cheek
is really a form of floor play.
Bakers trade bread recipes
Bakers trade bread recipes
on a knead-to-know basis.
Successful dieters might win
Successful dieters might win
the Nobelly prize.
A successful diet is
A successful diet is
the triumph of mind over platter.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
A hangover is
A hangover is
the wrath of grapes.