TearablePuns

I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.

I quit my job as an undertaker. I just couldn’t keep letting people down.

When flying commercial, can vultures bring their carrion?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

If a dinosaur has an extensive vocabulary, is it a Thesaurus?

PMS jokes aren't funny.

PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.

I didn't like wearing a beard

I didn’t like wearing a beard at first. But it grew on me.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola Factory.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s a pop quiz!

My girlfriend changed after becoming a vegetarian. It’s like I’ve never met herbivore.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.